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//who, me?

JORDAN M.
10 Feb '93
left-handed!
eurasian!


Ngee Ann Primary School
1/5 '00, 2/1 '01, 3/2 '02, 4/1 '03, 5/2 '04, 6/2 '05


Victoria School
1A '06, 2A'07, 3C '08, 4C'09

ex-yangqin principal
ex-vsco librarian

ex-student ambassador


I am worth $2,149,234!

❤ MOSQUITO GANG!

I want a Masters in Geography and a diploma in yangqin.

//money for me!

//let's talk crap!

//get lost.

Aaron Tay
Alina
Angus =.=
Asaph =x
Bryan Heng
Emersius
Ernest Lim
Hui Shan
Hui Yi
Joan
Jon Tan
Joshen
Jun An
Lin Chun
Linus
Ming Hao
Ming Jun
Rui Si
Samantha Hui
Samantha Tan
Sheryl
Wee Bian
Wei Lun
Yi Qi
Yi Ting
Yi Xuan
Yong Siang
Yvette

VSCO
OPWS - Comb Hair Wash Fur
VS Kyushu Trip '08

Splashings Of Sarcasm
(my embarrassing P6 blog!)


XIAXUE!!

Shakira.com!
Ai Otsuka official website!
Lolcats!

My Multiply (synchronized to this blog)
My Facebook profile

The Sorbet Files (lime-sorbet FAQ)

//recommended reading!

- VCNX & Twitspeak - a comparison

- Paranoid Singaporeans

- The Trina Tan saga

- A day in the life of a yangqin player

- Extreme Makeover

- Jordan FAQ

- End-of-week Madness!

- Joke of the century

- Bangkok Trip '07

- Victoria Challenge '07

- To Hell And Back

- Secondary 4 Graduation 2009

- 'O'-level Geography revision

- VS Kyushu Trip '08

- VSCO Handover '09

//memories.
March 2007
April 2007
May 2007
June 2007
July 2007
August 2007
September 2007
October 2007
November 2007
December 2007
January 2008
February 2008
March 2008
April 2008
May 2008
June 2008
July 2008
August 2008
September 2008
October 2008
November 2008
December 2008
January 2009
February 2009
March 2009
April 2009
May 2009
June 2009
July 2009
August 2009
September 2009
October 2009
November 2009

//moozic!




//thanks!

skin by heroine
edited by natnoj
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Saturday, 28 November 2009 @ 10:33 PM

*via MSN*
Me: "I've totally forgotten about Quek since Os. Like seriously, I forgot he even exists."
Asaph: "I went out with Quek last Saturday."

Me: "Did he eat up your whole day?"

Asaph: "No, we ate lunch and dinner together."

Me: "That's half the day eaten up by Quek, and it was spent eating, no less."

"lime-sorbet.blogspot.com: You do something stupid, it's my job to blog about it."


Joke of the century |

Oh god, this is seriously hilarious. I'm honestly laughing out loud at my own pathetic joke lah:

WHAT IS THIS?


[scroll down for answer]





































































IT'S A G-CLEF STRAIGHTENED OUT!

ELL OH ELL!!! ^_^"

LOL! It's freaking funny lah! When I asked Stanson, he answered, "A sperm." =.=

Oh oh oh, next joke, courtesy of Stanson:

WHAT IS THIS?


[scroll down for answer]




































































It's a curled-up sperm!

WTH, LOL. I am honestly laughing out loud now, I dunno why I find this so funny but it is! This is so going on the "Recommended Reading" list on the sidebar, LOL.

"lime-sorbet.blogspot.com: You do something stupid, it's my job to blog about it."


Thursday, 26 November 2009 @ 6:15 PM
A picture post! How lovely! |

PICTURE POST!

As you know, I'm a sucker for aesthetics, and you can't really say that this is ugly, can you:


[I explicitly said that I did not want a boring, "普通" stand like VSCO's, AKA -this-. Unfortunately, 乐海's advertising on this stand is irritating.]



[ooh, iridescence.]


[the strings began to rust after one day! Now that I have that stupid anti-rust, it's time to prevent further damage to my otherwise-unmarred instrument.]

[this sort of thing loses its intended effect once you realize that virtually every yangqin sold comes with this sticker. =.=]

[Disclaimer: I did not ask for this to be taken. Wee Bian is just skilled with cameras.]

[aww, lookie! There I am! ^^ Click to enlarge.]

*

Lol, the China scholar who plays yangqin came for practice today, so I, err... eavesdropped on his practise session. He was playing, err, what was it again... oh ya, 喜送公粮 and 小猫钓鱼, the former of which is basically an accompaniment score for erhu, and the latter of which is a grade 1 piece (a cute one, at that, hehehe... =.=).

Evil Sulwyn came over and told him that I'm "very pro", so he decided to, err, chat me up - I felt damn awkward standing there nodding my head while struggling to understand him through his accent, but finally I got the gist that he was asking me how long I've played for, whether I'm Singaporean and then he asked me to play something for him. At least, that's what I THINK the gist was. =.= Language barrier, you see. Eheheh... =x

So I played the intro of Tujia and even though my final arpeggio run screwed up, it still garnered a weak smattering of applause. Yayz0rz, total ego boost.

Lol, anyway this totally made me remember what happened to me in Sec 1, on the very first practice, as Clement (the then Sec 4 yangqin player) and I were walking across the Parade Square:

Clement: "I'm so glad you came! I was hoping and predicting that somebody who learnt yangqin before would join VSCO, otherwise the section will die. It looks like my prediction came true!"

"lime-sorbet.blogspot.com: You do something stupid, it's my job to blog about it."